Tuesday, 22 June 2010

Hello Humans!

Hello! My name is Eliza. I am an eight year-old mountain gorilla living in the far north of Scotland.
‘What?’ I hear you ask. ‘Where in Scotland?’ ... ‘How did a gorilla learn to use a computer?’ ... and ‘Why are you writing a journal?’
Fear not ... I will explain everything in my forthcoming journal entries. I will relate my fascinating history, reveal my innermost simian thoughts, and drive you crazy with my number one passion in life: BANANAS, BANANAS and more BANANAS!

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